The Giant Turtle

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This poem is for those who are always perturbed by what people say or think about them; those who are insecure, even, in their own skin. Read and read again until the giant turtle wakes in you.

Fiverr tips--why Buyers Requests is for this select few

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For those who don't know, Fiverr is a large market place for freelancers--just like Upwork is. You may visit the site here to know more. This article is for those who are already selling on Fiverr. If you would like to know more about freelancing, indicate in the comment. 

The Buyers Requests (BR) is Fiverr's Elysium. We all want to drink from its living waters. But too oftentimes, the waters taste bitter--especially for new sellers (like myself). We have even fallen into the waters and carried adrift into unpalatable places.  We have been drowned in the seas of Fiverr's algorithms and buyers' demands. If you have been wondering if BR is for everyone, you're not alone. And the hard truth is--it's not for everyone. Sorry.

By the time you finish this piece, you will have realized why it's not for everyone. It's my sincere desire that you experience a paradigm shift in your thinking for good. Enjoy!

I'm Sorry

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Saying I'm sorry is a sign of strength. A token of love. A vital ingredient in any relationship. In today's world where narcissism is the order of the day; only a few can meaningfully say this great words--I'm Sorry. It is my hope that this poem open your eyes to see the world from the "I'm sorry" point of view. Enjoy.

Ten Terrific, Annoying, and Not-Funny Fart Types!

 

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Why am I qualified to write on farts? I have been a victim of "fartnesis" many times. Simple! My genius Venusian muse coined “fartnesis” from fart + nemesis--I know right! I have been privileged, or maybe rather unfortunate, to be engulfed in infernos of farts in the morning, noon, mid-noon, eventide ... just name it. Whoever said, "experience is the best teacher" spoke well.

Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the types of farts we have. But first, I must warn you, this article is very funny, so I will advise you put on your spectacles before you laugh your eyes out.

Ok.

The first on the list...

A Psalm of James Polamz King

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 1. Here is a Psalm of James, son of Polamz, son of the Great King Yaz, the Crowned Prince of Venus.